The Best Defenations..............

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other

 MARRIAGE:

 It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master 

CONFERENCE:  

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present 

COMPROMISE:  

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece 

DICTIONARY:  

A place where divorce comes
before marriage  

EXPERIENCE

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes 

OPTIMIST

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

FATHER:  

A banker
provided by
nature

DOCTOR:  

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills

Last but not the least...........

BOSS

 

 

 

 

 

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early 

Thank U.........

...........prakash